Do we not want to see the effort? Is effort not titillating?
And is this a particularly British trait? We do, after-all, love an underdog,
an outsider.
The outside-centre may have glided through a defence three
times in the first half and go in at half-time with a clean shirt but it’s the
muddy, dog-eared flanker that we are drawn to. At least, those of us who are
more prone to cynicism are more drawn to him. The young, those who still have
dreams of emulating the outside-centre, will be more drawn to a clean shirt and
all it represents.
This dichotomy is one of the very essences of rugby: the
forwards and the backs, the grinders and grafters up front and the gliders
behind – ‘the piano shifters’ and the ‘piano players’, as one French
three-quarter once put it.
But there is more to the idea of effortlessness than this. Hemingway defined courage as ‘grace under
pressure’ – this is when we really enjoy effortlessness,
when it becomes really superhuman to be so aesthetically athletic in the
face of so much pressure (tangible nutters running at you, as well as the
metaphorical weight of your nation on your literally narrow shoulders).
There is also effortlessness
which somehow seems natural and that which becomes natural. When Jonny
Wilkinson drops a goal on his right foot to guide his team into the World Cup
Final in 2003 against France all the praise centres on how many hours he has
worked to pull that off. It is graceful, it appears to be effortless, but hard
work looms large. When Juan Martin Hernandez drops on his left against France
in the following World Cup, there was little suggestion of hard work. It was effortless, he was exotic and the two
came together to create this glorious nonchalance. He was like a South American
freedom fighter. The thing is, he may have practised just as hard as Jonny, but
we don’t know that, and we aren’t interested either.
Clearly, we adapt our perceptions of effortlessness in relation to what we know. Can English sportsmen
really exhibit true effortless grace? Very rarely. But Hernandez, the Maradona
of rugby, he sure can. Did Maradona practice? Of course not, he was sent from
God and has been too busy dancing the tango with beautiful women and taking
dodgy pills to practice... if we asked Hernandez if he practiced, we expect to
be shrugged off.
It is incredibly hard to pin down, this idea of effortlessness. Perhaps it’s because it’s
such a personal idea. How does Dan Carter look like he isn’t trying? It’s a
question we seek to answer ourselves, open-mouthed, as he saunters to the line
and fires out a pass with his floppy arms. Jonny and Juan, in their
wrong-footed drop goals, both look so effortless, but as is human nature when
it comes to sport, we create our own stories that surround these courageous,
graceful figures.
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